Sunday, June 28, 2009

TV EXTREMES!!!!!

TV..... I sat down and watched some the other night, and these were my amazing findings!!!!!

#1: Takes place in Hollywood California. Anyone looking for wedding catering? I was thinking this is a good and cheap(er) idea to feed a ton of people! Here it is... Drum roll please!!!! BIG MAMA'S & Papa's Pizzeria. Here they have the biggest Pizza ever!!!! They even made a special wooden box to put it in because it is sooo heavy. And it takes a group of guys to carry it, load it, and deliver it! It is nuts! And they had to buy a truck for delivery because it is so huge you have to put it into a truck bed! WELL WELL WELLL>>> There you have it, a local legend. :)

#2: A VERMONSTER!!!!!!!!!!!! It is the biggest sunday made by Ben And Jerry's. Can I just tell everyone Ben and Jerry's is soooooooo fattening. But I do love it!!! I don't know as many facts on this one, other than it is Huge, and a group of people can hardly do it! I SAW IT ON TV! Who wants to try this one with me??!!!




NEXT!!! Okay this one takes place in Denver, Colorado at Jack N' Grill. The best for last.... Dun.. dun.. dun.... This one is....... A BURRITO THE SIZE OF A NEW BORN BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It is 7 BIG POUNDS!!!!!!!!!! If a man finishes this burrito he gets his meal free. But if a WOMAN FINISHES THIS BURRITO...... SHE EATS AT JACK N' GRILL FOR FREE THE REST OF HER LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





This is serious business guys!!! I think it would be fun to take a cross country trip to places like these and try to do them all. Just like at the fair... THE FUNNEL CAKE CHALLENGE!!!! hahaha eat the massive funnel cake in 20 minutes and get your funnel cake free! YA BABY!

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

I LOVE CAKE!!!!!!!!! Some may call cake lovers fatty's well fine then, I am a fatty! I like cake as much as the kid on Matilda liked cake. I probably could of attempted and succeeded in eating that whole chocolate, dipped in chocolate, served with chocolate, chocolate, chocolate cake myself also. Well SO I have pretty dang awesome friends I have to say. And well one of them brought me cake :) SOOOO AMAZING! It was sooo good looking and it tasted sooooooooooo goood. And well it was just good all around! THANK YOU PAUL FOR THE MOST AMAZING SURPRISE EVER!!! I LOVED IT!!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, June 23, 2009


I fear that I have blonde moments every day. Today was one of those days. I have been living on changing my cloths in the car from place to place. Eating very lightly since I am not ever home. I am very sleep deprived. My thoughts are never really there, I am in my own world most of the time. I have stress like I have never had stress before. Everything is falling apart around me and I have no control over it. Things just aren't right lately with me. I was out of work for a week and my first day back I kept having these blonde moments!!! Everyone kept making fun of me! You know when your gone for a while and you're just so out of sink with everything. Well that was me. Well today was another one of those days. I was at work, in my own world, pricing and hanging cloths. Well I come across these tanks I have to hang up. I had priced them and layed them out ready to be hung on hangers. I had hung most of them, and well just a description of the shirt the arm holes and the neck hole looked almost exactly the same. So I am hanging these shirts up everything is going good, I am placing them on the cash wrap where we have a massive magnet that the hangers stick too so I have somewhere to place them before I put them out on the floor, and my mananger is like Jess ummm...... And points to the shirts I had hung on the magnet. I am like what? And then I see!! I had hung the shirt from the stupid look-a-like neck hole which was really the sleeve hole!!!!!!!! WOW!!! Are you kidding me?!!!! I HUNG THE SHIRT FROM THE ARM HOLE! How does this even happen?!! WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME!!! But of course it is kind of hilarious since I was sooooo in my own world and super out of it. But man oh man I can do the dumbest things and she knows it. Just like the one time when I was trying to read one of our shirts which said POL then LUTTON under the POL then the word SUCKS under the LUTTON part. Well I was like dude what is up with this shirt? Pol Lutton Sucks? Is it suppose to say Loui Vutton sucks?! What? And why would our store be bashing on Loui Vutton? Is that even legal? And of course I comment out loud! Well the same mananger is there thinking I am soooo dumb haha. Well as you all probably know Pol LUtton means POLLUTION!!!!!!!!!!!! POLLUTION SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARGH!!!!!!!!!! See what I mean! And it always happens around the same mananger everytime!!!!!!!!! Well there you go. A moment in the life of Jess Hulka. :)

Friday, June 19, 2009

MISSIONARIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seriously two years flies by. As much as I thought it wouldn't it has! I am so thankful for all of my fellow missionary friends. WE are sooo blessed to have these men and others out there on the field sharing the gospel with our brothers and sisters!!!!!!!!!! Thank you all missionaries out there for all you do!!!!!! YOUR AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!




Thursday, June 18, 2009

CAKE BOSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




NEW OBSESSION!!! CAKES!!! It started with a late night showing of Cake Boss on TLC. I want to learn to make awesome cakes!!! Anyone know where I can take classes to do this please let me know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Can you believe this is a cake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I NEED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




The only cake I know how to make is this one, and I need to step up my game :)

AM I GOING CRAZY?!!!!!!!!!!!!

I know on my last post the colors are psycho!!! It's not my fault! For some reason it will only change the color of some of the text and not all and I don't know why!!! sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ugh!! why is this happening! I keep trying to change all text color and then it gets even more rainbowed. I really hope this isn't just a dumb blond moment and one of you is going to leave an obvious comment and I am going to feel so lame!!!!
I AM STILL A DISASTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So I have been trying to keep busy busy lately, saving myself from my own thoughts, and also trying to make this summer better than Summer of 08! I started it off at a bonfire last Thursday with my girl Michelle. It was awesome!!!!!!!! So much fun and we proclaimed it the official first day of summer! We ran, we played, we jumped, and we fell, well more like face planted it in the sand. We were sooooo Happy!!!! So the next day we thought was going to be just as good, WELL GUESS AGAIN!!! I woke up with the flu and the smell of bonfire and it was horrible!!!!! SOOOSOOO SUCKY! So I had to get off work at both jobs for the weekend and to my surprise for a week also! Tomorrow is my first day back to work! YES!!!!!!!!!!! No thanks to this...............................
Saturday afternoon I went upstairs to shower myself. Well
we have this crazy cat (Hoover) upstairs in my sisters room who has a rivalry going on with one cat (Kiya) downstairs. Well Kiya was walking upstairs as I was going downstairs, and she was hunting Hoover as always. So I just nudged her side to make her go back downstairs to save the life of Hoover. WELLLLLLLLL Kiya attacked me!!! Like seriously attacked me!!!!!!! She scratched me and bit me andwowzer it hurt! She latched onto my foot and I could not get her off I was shaking my foot and she just stayed there not letting go. Keep in mind we were standing on dangerous stairs and I also had our third cat, Huskie, on my shoulder. She was scared and her claws we stuck in my shoulder. So finally Hoover took charge and came over and hissed at Kiya and Kiya finally let go of me and ran downstairs. Well then it took another minute to get Huskie unattached from my shoulder while crying because of the pain I was in. I instantly noticed these massive scratches on my foot and this huge puncture from her teeth. I was like HOLY COW!!! There is a huge, deep hole in my foot!!!! Well I calmed down and just went back to the couch being sick. Well the next afternoon I went to Urgent care. My foot was crazy infected!!! it was red and swollen and oozing nasties out of it. I was blessed haha so not blessed with a shot in the butt! and sent home with antibiotics. I had to go to the doctor the next day and thankfully I got it in good enough shape to not get a second shot in the butt even though I thought for sure I would get one since my foot was better but worse in some ways.
Warning: Cats have this bacteria in their mouths that infect humans swiftly and fast. If you ever get bitte
n by a cat and have a puncture, immediately go to the doctor! don't wait till the next day because your watching to see if it gets infected or not, it will get infected! Because it spreads so fast in just a day or two it can become so bad that you can be admitted to the hospital to get antibiotics put in you through a IV. If I waited another day I probably would of had to do that. Also the infection could of spread to my bone and that takes a really long time to get the infection out of. I AM SO READY TO GET RID OF THE CATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well it has been a week of me sitting on the couch sick, and unable to walk because of pain. Well I am going to try to go to work tomorrow! Wish me luck! Hopefully the pain won't be too bad and my weakness will be okay. AHHH!!!

P.S. The pictures don't even look as bad as it really was :(

My foot was really Red Like this..............................

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

I AM A DISASTER!!!!!!!

AND Everything around me is a disaster!

I just deleted the background of my blog, how did I even get that background on there? I have no idea? How do I get a new one, that's a brain teaser to me? I don't even know how to use this thing, let alone have anything to say that anyone probably cares about! haha I haven't blogged in forever, and not sure what to blog about in the future, but I might keep at it. WE WILL SEE!!!! THE FUTURE HOLDS ANYTHING!!!!!